(Unofficial) Addenda to The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases – 4/18/15

 

 

BaZILLIONS OF years ago when billions triLLIONS of leeettle particles spewED into the COSMOOOS entire galaxies formed like snowbaLLS!! and deeeestANT staars and suns caught on fiiire!!! and after biiillions of yeeeeears… and biiillions of miiiiles… a teeensy number of particles alllll got STUCKK together and created YOU and MEEEEEEEE!!!! and a little wall right between us. It’s seems impossible… …but it DID haPPENed! And they also created this mmmdeLICIOUS ham sammich mmMMMnOMNOM!

~ Sugar Plumps (from Little Inferno)