Riddle Poems: Occasions
21.
The chap’s Sisyphus task
Rakes his marshmallow mask,
Bathes his cool tool in a lukewarm pool,
Then sleeps in sundry cask.
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22.
It takes peculiar skills
To aim under windmills,
To make wee strokes whilst waiting on folks
Advancing to new hills.
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23.
Scheduled for Monday,
Shelved until next Sunday.
Why make haste when the task’s never faced?
Look forward to one day…
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24.
Decrescendo from mild.
Our cosmos mostly dialed.
Unshown smoke exposed at having spoke.
Mascot – an only child.
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25.
Staying ahead of Jones,
Your jungle slashed to bones.
Holocaust of slugs and diverse bugs,
Framing our bound’ry zones.
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26.
Offerings abundant.
Happenings redundant.
One more year, bringing your death more near.
Treats make you rotundant.
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27.
Following gratitude,
Day of gruff attitude,
Grown girls grabbing for discounted pearls,
And greedy latitude.
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28.
Repeat the magic words –
Become a team of birds.
Wing your genetic pool and you’ll be
Splitting up things by thirds.
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29.
Ringa-linga-ding-dong!
I’ll be dressed as King Kong!
Apples are for bums! Pollute my gums!
Toilet paper fling strong!
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30.
Take a trip – unzip – dip!
Strip from ‘neath hip to lip!
No need to equip or ride by ship!
Drip till you feel the nip!