• Riddle Poems: Occasions

    21.

    The chap’s Sisyphus task

    Rakes his marshmallow mask,

    Bathes his cool tool in a lukewarm pool,

    Then sleeps in sundry cask.

    ~

    22.

    It takes peculiar skills

    To aim under windmills,

    To make wee strokes whilst waiting on folks

    Advancing to new hills.

    ~

    23.

    Scheduled for Monday,

    Shelved until next Sunday.

    Why make haste when the task’s never faced?

    Look forward to one day…

    ~

    24.

    Decrescendo from mild.

    Our cosmos mostly dialed.

    Unshown smoke exposed at having spoke.

    Mascot – an only child.

    ~

    25.

    Staying ahead of Jones,

    Your jungle slashed to bones.

    Holocaust of slugs and diverse bugs,

    Framing our bound’ry zones.

    ~

    26.

    Offerings abundant.

    Happenings redundant.

    One more year, bringing your death more near.

    Treats make you rotundant.

    ~

    27.

    Following gratitude,

    Day of gruff attitude,

    Grown girls grabbing for discounted pearls,

    And greedy latitude.

    ~

    28.

    Repeat the magic words –

    Become a team of birds.

    Wing your genetic pool and you’ll be

    Splitting up things by thirds.

    ~

    29.

    Ringa-linga-ding-dong!

    I’ll be dressed as King Kong!

    Apples are for bums! Pollute my gums!

    Toilet paper fling strong!

    ~

    30.

    Take a trip – unzip – dip!

    Strip from ‘neath hip to lip!

    No need to equip or ride by ship!

    Drip till you feel the nip!

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