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    Lucky for you, you find an urgent email in your inbox the day you check out of the hospital. It’s from your cousin Iggy.

    Dude! You just won like 700 bucks from a class-action lawsuit brought against Wal-Mart for discriminating against individuals with ambiguous sexuality! Go check your bank account!

    You reply back:

    Wow! I don’t remember ever applying to Wal-Mart, but maybe I did once. I don’t know. Anyway, that’s great! I’ll go check! Thanks! I really hope this isn’t a joke!!

    But, sure enough, the ATM spits out your $696.34 (minus the service fee). You take this as an extra Providential prod to revisit The Jackpot Junction.


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